shailesh agarwal (professional accountant) (7642 Points)
14 January 2009Tilgul ki khushbu,
Mithai ki bahaar,
Sankrant ka tyohaar aane ko taiyaar.
Thodi si masti, thoda sa pyaar,
Badhayi ho aapko SANKRANTI ka tyohaar !
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI !!
HAPPY LODHI !!
HAPPY PONGAL !!
shailesh agarwal
(professional accountant)
(7642 Points)
Replied 14 January 2009
Machher ne kaha Insaan se,
Na Maro humein jaan se jang chhid jayegi,
Dudhmani bad jayegi,
Agar aap mein junun hai,
To hamari ragon mein bhi aapka hi khoon Hai.
Tera Blood group kya hai,
Urgently call kar mere kutte ka accident ho gaya hai,
Tumhari jarurat pad gai,der mat kar,
Doctor ne kaha hai kisi Yanky Kutte ka Khoon Chahiye
Chuha: I love u
Sherni: Abey,Apni Aukaat Bhul Gaya Hai Kya..??
Chua: Arey pagli, Aukaat pe Mat ja,
Confidence Dekh Confidence.
Two Dogs Going on Street with ...
Son: Ye kya ho raha hai?
Dad: 1 kutta sahara lekar chal raha hai.
Son: Ghor kalyug hai.Jise sahara do wohi gand mar leta hai..
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
Read more...A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 elephants only!!!!
Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkies like u can also sit here
A group of elephents were sitting on jungle
A s*xy female elephent passes by them.
Then a lofer elephent said 'wow what a figure 3400-2800-3600'
......By prem (ilu ilu)
HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI
AAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAI
PAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAI
MUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHI DETE
KEHTAY HAI "ZOO BANDH HAI, KAL ANA"
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana,
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausm Hua Suhana,
BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya EDUCATED Hua Zaman
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
Read more...
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.
The Other Fly Away.
Why?
Saala POLICE Ke
Lafde Me Kaun Pade GaRead more...
Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
Kiyon ki, barish jo ho rahi hai
aur barish main to
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain
;****;
o( @ .. @ )o
“(—)”
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
Read more...
Q: Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
.
.
Ans: Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.
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,Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge ?
Santa : "A Cockroach"
Banta: Why?
Santa: Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Ha
Srdr in Bio-Practical Exam
Exminr:Tell da bird name by seeing its leg?
Sd:I dnt know
Ex:U failed
wats Ur name?
Sd:C my leg&tell
U stole My Memories,I Excused,
U stole My Laugh,I Excused,
U stole My Heart,I Excused,
But This Is Too Much Return My Dog's Biscuit,It Is Crying........
Dil me hameshha ek shor ho raha hai
Bina msgs dil bore ho raha hai
Kahin aisa to nahi.
ki mera dost
KUTTE ki neend so raha he..?
Tuje AJEEB bat batau !!
MURGi ne ANDA DIYA !
AJEEB HAI NA?
NAHI !
To Tu De ke dikha!!
Haha
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