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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons

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What’s the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...

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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I love u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

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Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par Saab girlfriend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Here Are Some Jokes From My Side

 

Papu ws filling slambook.

He didnt knw d meaning of zodiac sign.

He turnd previus page & sawdat sumbody had writen Cancer

so he wrote

 

 

BAVASIR:)

 

 

 

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A lady 2 doctor-Mera beta bike se gir gaya

Dr-I dnt know Hindi Tell me in Englsh

Lady-My londa gironda 4m HeroHonda Broken haddi kr de patti

;)

 

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Every Day is a Gift That's Y We Call It Present ;)

always keep smiling :)

bye bye take care

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