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Good CA & great CA ..funny one

Bharath (C.A,C.S) (3983 Points)

13 June 2011

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD C.A AND A GREAT C.A,.....

ITS SO SIMPLE,......

A GOOD C.A KNOWS THE INCOME TAX ACT.....

,..

AND

A GREAT C.A KNOWS THE INCOME TAX OFFICER,.......

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CA ADITYA SHARMA (CA IN PRACTICE ) (16719 Points)
Replied 13 June 2011

very funny and true one

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CA Ravi Khandelwal (Business) (752 Points)
Replied 13 June 2011

Very true..

Rohit Kapoor (CA Final) (543 Points)
Replied 13 June 2011

Good one..........;)

CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA (Practising CA at Surat) (26263 Points)
Replied 14 June 2011

( No Humour)

It is really a tough task to understand difference between passing exams and practical application thereon especially when one starts his career as a CA.

Your soft skills pays a great role in your success.

(Humour)

Some funny questions raised by Income Tax Officers are as under :

In 1996, one Lady ITO asked why all members of HUF had not signed the return of Income ?

One ITO asked for Bank account of the assessee when he was not maintaing at all.

During the assessment proceedings in the month of February, one ITO told his peon to open the windows. Later on he asked him to put on Fan because he felt the day is somewhat hot. Thenafter I suggested him to put off sweater also.

In 1994, one ITO asked why the father has signed the return of his minor son ?

( Immediately after a month or so, he got promotion as ACIT).

Some Funny ( but important ) questions raised by some senior practising CAs

(mainly engaged in Income-Tax Practice).

How accounting standards will help in making good career ?

How valuation course will help in making a different professional career ?

Some Funny situations when articled clerks happily return to the office after conducting audits :

The Boss asks :

1. What is the total sales of the client ?

Answer :

2. Which four months of sales you have checked ?

Answer :

3. What is the GP Ratio ?

.Answer :

4. What are the major queries ?

Answer : No

5. Is there any query remained unanswered by the client ?

Answer : No

( Audit is completed and now no more question is likely to be raised by the boss).

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CA ADITYA SHARMA (CA IN PRACTICE ) (16719 Points)
Replied 14 June 2011

very good sir

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Resham (Carpe Diem !!!) (6535 Points)
Replied 14 June 2011

Some Funny situations when articled clerks happily return to the office after conducting audits :

The Boss asks :

1. What is the total sales of the client ?

Answer :

2. Which four months of sales you have checked ?

Answer :

3. What is the GP Ratio ?

.Answer :

4. What are the major queries ?

Answer : No

5. Is there any query remained unanswered by the client ?

Answer : No

( Audit is completed and now no more question is likely to be raised by the boss).

Ha Ha Ha.......

While on Audit.....When there are ample queries...ofcourse you can imagine how the client wud be...

One Article to another: This point is an important one... It will serve to be a major query !!!

The other Article (lazy one.... Laziness examples... refer Tricha's post...) Leave it... ye query solve hote hote toh aur 5 din lag jayenge... The boss is not around... Hide that voucher in between the other ones...