Human life cycle is like Financial year...
When YOU were born....(Its the opening of Financial year 1.4.XXXX)
Your everyday is like....(Journal entry)
When you meet with someone is a (Transaction)
When You make someone smile or some makes you smile is.....(Contra Entry)
When You help someone and your help is acknowledged.....(Its Cash Sales)
When You help someone without any acknowledgement.....(Its Credit Sale)
When someone helped you and If you are thankful to them...(Cash Purchase)
If you are not thankful.......(Credit Purchases)
When you hurt someone is like.... (Abnormal Loss)
If You make the apology for the same....(Insurance Claimed Recovered)
When someone hurts you.....is like...(Bad Debt)
Forgiving thier mistakes......(Bad Debt Recovered)...
When you are married....is like..(Amalgamation)
Becoming Parents......is like...(Conversion of a Firm into a Co.)
When You Children starts taking their own decisions.....(You are subsidiary and they are Your holding Co.)
When your children left You.....(Demerger)
When you will die....(Closing of F.Y 31.3.XXXX)
What???? After you Death......the Assessment Year starts........
All Your files posted to....GOD'S Chartered Accountant..."Chitragupt Maharaj"
HE will....Vouch...and prepare your Balance sheet..............
IN THE BOOKS OF HUMAN NO. XYZ
BALANCE SHEET FOR THE LIFE ENDED.....
LIABILITIES
PARENTS (CAPITAL) Add : FORGIVENESS Add: HELPING OTHERS Add: HONESTY Add: TRUTHFULNESS
Less: EGO Less: VANITY Less: JEALOUSY Less: OVER CONFIDENCE Less: BEING RUDE
GOD (RESERVE AND SURPLUS) IF YOU BELIEVE IN HIM
YOU BOSS (BANK LOAN)
PERSONS WHO HELPED YOU (CREDITORS)
LOVE (CONTIGENT LIABILITY)
FORGIVENESS (OUTSTANDING SALARY)
G/F (BILLS PAYABLE)
TOTAL LIFE |
ASSETS
CA STUDENT (GOODWILL)
CONFIDENCE (COPY RIGHT)
HOPE (PATENTS)
FRIENDS (FIXED ASSETS)
PERSISTENCE ( P & M)
LUCK (FURNITURE)
RELATIVES (INVESTMENTS)
PERSON WHOM YOU HELPED (DEBTORS)
PATIENCE (CLOSING STOCK)
NEIGHBOURS (FICTICIOUS ASSETS)
GOD (P/L A/C. DEBIT BALANCE) IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN HIM
BEING HAPPY (CASH & BANK)
LIFE |