Funny sms(exams)

shailesh agarwal (professional accountant)   (7642 Points)

06 February 2009  

                                                    Funny sms(exams)

har taraf padhai ka saya hai

peparon mein number kisne paya hai

ham to u hin aye the paper dene

sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya haihar taraf padhai ka saya hai

peparon mein number kisne paya hai

ham to u hin aye the paper dene

sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

 

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College life is like Reliance !!

" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"

Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!

" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"

After Engagement is Like Idea!!

" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"

After Marrige is like Hutch!!

" Where U go.. network Follows"

After Kid is like BSNL!!

" All lines are Buzy"

so frnds enjoy each moments

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kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the

jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,

utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

  

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F.I.N.A.L.S.

F: F**k

I: I

N: Never

A: Actually

L: Learned

S: Shit

 

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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

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Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing ,If u have any doubt you can ask me.



Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?

 

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Burraaah...... chak diye Fatte



Sara syllabus padh liya...



Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

                   

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