Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment
you get up in the morning
and does not stop until
you get into the office.
- Robert Frost -
The trouble with being punctual
is that no body's there to
appreciate it.
- Franklin P.Jones
The number of people watching you
is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your action.
"Intellectuals solve problems;
geniuses prevent them."
-Albert Einstein