Funny Quotes of the Day

CA Shiv (Business Controller) (2987 Points)

30 June 2010  

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute.
 THAT'S relativity.
 -Albert Einstein
 
 
The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment
you get up in the morning
and does not stop until
you get into the office.
- Robert Frost -


The trouble with being punctual
is that no body's there to
appreciate  it.

- Franklin P.Jones

The number of people watching you
is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your action.

 

"Intellectuals solve problems;
geniuses prevent them."

-Albert Einstein