- What ended in the year 1919?
Answer: 1918 – yes, the year 1918 ended when the New Year 1919 begins! Isn’t that right?
- What is the strongest force in the earth?
Option a: Rock
Option b: Iron
And the answer was LOVE!
- Why do some cricket players never sweat?
Answer: Because they have huge fans!
- Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake?
Answer: Your MOUTH!
- What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
Answer: A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!
- What do you say when you find two banana peels together?
Answer: A pair of slipper
- Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?
- Answer: It is very simple. Just push it, It will role!
- Join these two sentences: I was riding to school. I saw a dead body.
The answer is very funny: I saw a dead body riding to school.
- There are innumerable tables of this kind, but there are no legs. What is that?
Answer: Multiplication tables and time tables
- There are two elements that always grow up, seeing the sky, and never down. What are they?
Answer: Age and your physical growth
- It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?
Answer: A Stamp!
- Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys?
Answer: Cookies!
- What is the one that is sticky and brown?
Answer: A stick
- It goes up and comes down, but never move. What it is?
Answer: Staircase!
- What is the antonym of DOMINOS?
Answer: Domi Doesn’t No!
- A few months have 31 days; a few months have 30 days. How many months have 28 days?
Answer: All months
- What is the longest movie ever made and what is the length?
Answer: It runs for 85 hours and funnily the title is ‘CURE FOR INSOMNIA’
- How do you describe the School? – Question asked in an exam.
Answer: HELL – answered by a poor / smart kid.
- It is equally big as an elephant but weighs nothing. What is that?
Answer: An Elephant
- What is the difference between here and there?
Answer: The Letter T.
- What you can never eat during the lunch or supper?
Answer: BREAKFAST
- What is the most struggling of all subjects?
Answer: MATHEMATICS – IT HAS FULL OF PROBLEMS
- Can you make SEVEN an even number?
Answer: YES, REMOVE ‘S’ FROM IT.
- What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Answer: ANYDOG – Because building cannot jump.
- I have four legs – but I can’t walk. What Am I?
Answer: A CHAIR
- Why Mira carried a ladder to her school?
Answer: BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL
- What are the two animals that live in a polar region?
Answer: A POLAR BEAR AND ITS WIFE
- I have ocean but no water. Who am I?
Answer: A WORLD MAP
- There is a head and there is a tail! But no body – what is it?
Answer: A COIN
- You have 5 apples in one hand and 5 apples in other hand. Now what do you have?
Answer: A BIG HAND
- Can you guess the terms associated with cricket from the following clues?
a. tea-10x2
b. limb-part of a tree trunk
c. marathon-not in
d. rounded letter-Diana
e. headwear-magic
f. lass-ended
g. additional-lid
Answers:
a. T20
b. leg stump
c. run out
d. ODI
3. Hat trick
f. maiden over
g. extra cover
- What pets make exciting music?
Answer: Trum-pets
- What happens to dogs who chase cars?
They end up exhausted!
- How is 1/3rd of six equal to ten?
Answer: One-third part of SIX is X which is ten in Roman numerals.
- How can you bring together 6 and 40 to make 64?
Answer: ‘U’ can bring together ‘SIX’ and ‘FORTY’ to form the words SIXTY FOUR.
- How do you get an odd number by subtracting 60 from 76?
Answer: If you subtract SIXTY from sevenTYSIX, you get seven which is an odd number.
- How can half of five multiplied by half of eight be equal to zero?
Answer: If you cut the figure 8 in half you get zero. The product of any number and zero is zero.
- Why is an island like the letter t?
Answer: Both are in the middle of water.
- What do they call the small rivers that run into Nile?
Answer: Juveniles
- What did the sea say to the sand?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved.
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