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Sathish M (Management Accountant) (40581 Points)

05 November 2014  
  • What ended in the year 1919?
    Answer: 1918 – yes, the year 1918 ended when the New Year 1919 begins! Isn’t that right? 

     
  • What is the strongest force in the earth?
    Option a: Rock 
    Option b: Iron 
    And the answer was LOVE!

     
  • Why do some cricket players never sweat?
    Answer: Because they have huge fans! 

     
  • Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake?
    Answer: Your MOUTH! 

     
  • What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
    Answer: A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird! 

     
  • What do you say when you find two banana peels together?
    Answer: A pair of slipper

     
  • Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?
  • Answer: It is very simple. Just push it, It will role! 
     
  • Join these two sentences: I was riding to school. I saw a dead body.
    The answer is very funny: I saw a dead body riding to school. 

     
  • There are innumerable tables of this kind, but there are no legs. What is that?
    Answer: Multiplication tables and time tables 

     
  • There are two elements that always grow up, seeing the sky, and never down. What are they?
    Answer: Age and your physical growth 

     
  • It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?
    Answer: A Stamp!

     
  • Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys?
    Answer: Cookies!

     
  • What is the one that is sticky and brown?
    Answer: A stick

     
  • It goes up and comes down, but never move. What it is?
    Answer: Staircase! 

     
  • What is the antonym of DOMINOS?
    Answer: Domi Doesn’t No!

     
  • A few months have 31 days; a few months have 30 days. How many months have 28 days?
    Answer: All months 

     
  • What is the longest movie ever made and what is the length?
    Answer: It runs for 85 hours and funnily the title is ‘CURE FOR INSOMNIA’

     
  • How do you describe the School? – Question asked in an exam.
    Answer: HELL – answered by a poor / smart kid. 

     
  • It is equally big as an elephant but weighs nothing. What is that?
    Answer: An Elephant 

     
  • What is the difference between here and there?
    Answer: The Letter T.
  • What you can never eat during the lunch or supper? 
    Answer: BREAKFAST
  • What is the most struggling of all subjects? 
    Answer: MATHEMATICS – IT HAS FULL OF PROBLEMS
  • Can you make SEVEN an even number? 
    Answer: YES, REMOVE ‘S’ FROM IT.
  • What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? 
    Answer: ANYDOG – Because building cannot jump.
  • I have four legs – but I can’t walk. What Am I? 
    Answer: A CHAIR
  • Why Mira carried a ladder to her school? 
    Answer: BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL
  • What are the two animals that live in a polar region? 
    Answer: A POLAR BEAR AND ITS WIFE
  • I have ocean but no water. Who am I? 
    Answer: A WORLD MAP
  • There is a head and there is a tail! But no body – what is it? 
    Answer: A COIN
  • You have 5 apples in one hand and 5 apples in other hand. Now what do you have? 
    Answer: A BIG HAND
  • Can you guess the terms associated with cricket from the following clues?
    a. tea-10x2
    b. limb-part of a tree trunk
    c. marathon-not in
    d. rounded letter-Diana
    e. headwear-magic
    f. lass-ended
    g. additional-lid
    Answers:
    a. T20
    b. leg stump
    c. run out
    d. ODI
    3. Hat trick
    f. maiden over
    g. extra cover
  • What pets make exciting music?
    Answer: Trum-pets
  • What happens to dogs who chase cars?
    They end up exhausted!
  • How is 1/3rd of six equal to ten?
    Answer: One-third part of SIX is X which is ten in Roman numerals.
  • How can you bring together 6 and 40 to make 64?
    Answer: ‘U’ can bring together ‘SIX’ and ‘FORTY’ to form the words SIXTY FOUR.
  • How do you get an odd number by subtracting 60 from 76?
    Answer: If you subtract SIXTY from sevenTYSIX, you get seven which is an odd number.
  • How can half of five multiplied by half of eight be equal to zero?
    Answer: If you cut the figure 8 in half you get zero. The product of any number and zero is zero.
  • Why is an island like the letter t?
    Answer: Both are in the middle of water.
  • What do they call the small rivers that run into Nile?
    Answer: Juveniles
  • What did the sea say to the sand?
    Answer: Nothing, it just waved.