Sunshine
(Helping All)
(10575 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
Shiv ji aur Parvati mata kabhi computer chalaana nahi seekh paaye--
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Batao kyun??
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kyunki Ganesh ji baar baar mouse lekar bhaag jaate the...
Sunshine
(Helping All)
(10575 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ..........
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what is this moral of this line????
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ANEK'ta' mein ek'TA'.....
Sunshine
(Helping All)
(10575 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
Ajay- My father gifted me a new car, new laptop and new mobile...
Vijay- What does your father do???
Ajay- He sells ONIONS...
Sunshine
(Helping All)
(10575 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
AMMA- Beta Rajnikant...apna solar heater thik se kaam nahi kar raha hai...kuch kar na...
RAJNIKANT- YANNA RASKALLA...Ruko Amma...Mainabhi SOORAJ THIK KARKE AATA HOON..
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Sonali
(Sr. Finance Exe)
(43 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
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ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta .......... .. . . . what is this moral of this line???? ? ? ? ? ANEK'ta' mein ek'TA'..... |
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Nikhil Kothari
(CEO at Sequinox Business Advisories)
(4671 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
Hahaha...... Nice collection...
Very funny...
CS LLB Pulkit Gupta
(https://www.facebook.com/pages/Life-and-Promises/553962034682487)
(16631 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
Superbbbbbbb....hahaha 
Suyash
(Article )
(52 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
haaaaa haaaa
I liked this very much'' PYAAZ- AUKAAT ANUSAAR
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Nikhil Kothari
(CEO at Sequinox Business Advisories)
(4671 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
Santa: Dadi.. Kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge??
Aap, papa, mom, main aur behen....
Dadi: (bade pyar se) nahi beta...
Jab tumhari shadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayenge...
Santa: Phir behen ki shaadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jayenge..
Dadi: Nahi beta jab tumara beta ho jayega tab hum phir se 6 ho jayenge...
Santa: Phir aap mar jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jayenge..
Dadi: Chup kar kutte... chal so ja...
Nikhil Kothari
(CEO at Sequinox Business Advisories)
(4671 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
Investment Returns ( 1 year)
Gold 28%
Silver 80%
Crude 40%
Sens*x 35%
&
"ONIONS 880%"
saala, 1 lakh ke ONIONS liye hote...
To Is saal NEW YEAR EUROPE main hote...
Nikhil Kothari
(CEO at Sequinox Business Advisories)
(4671 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
MENTAL HOSPITAL
" A place where person enters MAD and comes out SMART"
ICAI - CA
" A place where person enters SMART and comes out MAD"
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
@ sneha .. hat off yaar !! just hilarious kaha se lekar aati hai innovative jokes......
& nikil too good yaar ... keep it up ... too funny
please jokes post karte raho result time me ek ye hi to sahara hai tension kam karne ka
thanks a trillion to both of you
and i wish ye thread result date tak chalta rahe
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
The Wonderful Desi Patni
Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho
H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
H: To sabji roti bana lo
W: Bacche nahi khayenge
H: To chhole puri bana lo
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
H: Eggs bhurji bana lo
W: Aaj guruvaar hai
H: Paraanthe?
W: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
H: Kadhi chawal?
W: Dahi nahi hai
H: Idly sambar?
W: Usme time lagega.... pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
H: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Wo jo aap kaho
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 16 January 2011
Maa: Beta tum apne baal kyun nhi katwate?
Beta: Kyu?
Maa: Beta log rishte k liye tumhri behen ko dekhne aate h aur tumhe pasand kar jate hai...
Live class on PF & ESI Enrollment & Returns Filing(with recording)
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