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CA. BIJENDER KR. BANSAL (ACA, B.COM) (8148 Points)

07 September 2010  
Equations: 1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT 2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. 3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896 4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. 5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park. 6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie. 7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol 8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials. 9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR. 10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan 11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan 12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda 13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan 14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt 15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol 16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj Barjataya Film