Funny Abbreviations

Guddi (employee) (774 Points)

27 December 2009  

 1. NIIT        : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO       : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL           : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS           : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS    : INFerior Offline SYStems

6. HUGHES     : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN        : Beggers Associations and Nerds

8. IBM          : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM     : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM    : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT     : Coffee During Office Timing

12. AT&T      : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC        : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC        : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL        : Brainwash First, and Let them go

16. DELL      : Deplorable Equipment & LackLusture

17. TISL      : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

18. PSI      : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. PCL       : Poor Computers Ltd

20. SPARC   : Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

21. SUN       : Surely Useless Novelties

22. CRAY      : Cry Repeatedly After an Year

23. TUL       : Troubles Un Limited

24. CTS       : Coffee, Tea and Snacks

25. ICIM     : Impossible Computers In Maintenance

26. BPL       : Below Poverty Line