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monika gupta (student) (786 Points)

22 October 2009

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........ . ......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

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monika gupta (student) (786 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE!

santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."

One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

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monika gupta (student) (786 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......

okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????

Think....... ......

Give up??

Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."

Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is

"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai

monika gupta (student) (786 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

if a CAT crosses ur way,

when u are going some where,

then what does it mean????????

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?????????

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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.

AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

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Thoda sur Socho

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Socho Socho....

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Nahi Aata

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Bcoz

Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)

(Guest)

funny

(Guest)

superb...............................

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Tahseen Tabassum (CA-FINAL) (644 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

Great

G.Ramesh (Accounts Professional) (1089 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

Nice

TRIPTI MOHNOT (CA FINAL) (207 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

nicees

CMA KNVV Sri Vidya - Sri Kanth (C.A.Final (New) ICWAI FINAL (New)) (11269 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

Very nice

(Guest)

great one

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Rohit Gupta (Job- Senior Consultant) (350 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

I enjoyed it...hahaaa

The Harshit Aggarwal (B.Com(H) ,CS Final) (5278 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

Very funny, thanks 4 sharing

CA Suri Kota (Assistant Manager @ EY) (955 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

Awesome.......gr8 work.............

Sushil (CA Final Student) (2571 Points)
Replied 22 October 2009

great.........

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