Famous Mothers


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Famous Mothers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've  discovered, you still could have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on  walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that  stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, if you aren't  hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there  and show me."


ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the  stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other  kids?"

MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb  followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better  grade than you."

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I  catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance  good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud  that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to  bed!"

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you  think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your  curfew."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your  senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? OY! Styling gel,  mousse, something...?"

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