Family problems - too funny

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar, drinking
shot after shot.



The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing
me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I
haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't
want to marry a woman I don't love.





I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.





The American said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my
story. I  married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After
a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter


and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's
father-in-law.


My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.


More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother
and so he is my uncle.


Situations turned worse when my father had a son.


Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.


Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I  am my own grandson.


And you say you have family problems!!