FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
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FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD / MOM
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FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying ' we screwed up... but that was fun! '
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FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
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FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
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FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
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FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
dUDES................hOW wAS iT ????