priyanka agarwal (article) (71 Points)
08 December 2009
Just post in your most happiest,embarrassing,memorable times or any thing which you would like to share..
a forum just 4 enjoyment..
u can post even the idiotic things here...
Sourav Didwania
(CA , B.com(H), )
(310 Points)
Replied 08 December 2009
priyanka agarwal
(article)
(71 Points)
Replied 08 December 2009
so everybody out there,cum forward and share sum funny or stupid things
Punit Tibrewal
(student )
(1684 Points)
Replied 08 December 2009
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed
to mention
that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The
woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-
she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. '
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine.'
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd
like to have a
mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't
mess with them.
Attention
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good!
Male
readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times
'milder' than his wife!!!
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!
CA. Megha Topiwala
(Job)
(1534 Points)
Replied 08 December 2009
CA bole to....
Chartered Accountant
Competant Authority
Chor Accountant
Complete Aaram
Come Again
Carry Again
Chalu Admi
say... wht's according 2 you...
The Harshit Aggarwal
(B.Com(H) ,CS Final)
(5278 Points)
Replied 08 December 2009
Murgi anda deti hai
anda to safed hota hai
safed to dhood bhi hota hai
lekin dhood to bhesh deti hai
lekin bhesh to kali hoti hai
kala to bangali hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to lal hota hai
lal to gulab hota hai
gulab main to kante hote hai
kante to machli main bhi hote hai
lekin machli to achhi hoti hai
achha to aadmi bhi hota hai
lekin aadmi to lamba hota hai
lamba to ye scrap bhi hai
lekin mujhe usase kya
mujhe to aapka dimag khana tha kha liya
ab bataiye kaise ho
from:-www.caclubindia.com/forum/messages/2009/11/56583_brain_buster.asp
CA Harish Suwalka
(Chartered Accountant ( Bhilwara ))
(4125 Points)
Replied 10 December 2009
Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,
Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.
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