3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:
"All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental..."
What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ... ???
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S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning
So Study Hard ... ;->
Result Aa Gaya
Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Janlewa Ho Sakta Hai
Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..!
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Lovely days in my life : ..................................................................................................... |
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". ..................................................................................................... |
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.. ..................................................................................................... |
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, ..................................................................................................... |
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Burraaah...... ..................................................................................................... |
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall. ..................................................................................................... |
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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!! ..................................................................................................... |
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near". ..................................................................................................... |
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. ..................................................................................................... |
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? |
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.. ..................................................................................................... |
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Exams are like Girl friends ..................................................................................................... |
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To accomplish great things, ..................................................................................................... |
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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, ..................................................................................................... |
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Kehdo un parhne walon se, ..................................................................................................... |
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Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain, ..................................................................................................... |
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". ..................................................................................................... |
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.. ..................................................................................................... |
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, ..................................................................................................... |
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Burraaah...... |
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