Ever You Wonder - Some stray thoughts

CA CS CIMA Prakash Somani (Landmark Group) (23502 Points)

04 March 2009  


 

 

 


  • Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

  • Why, any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner? 

  • If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? 

  • Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 

  • Why, when you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now?

  • If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 

  • Why is it that people say they *slept like a baby' when babies wake up every 2 hours?

  • Why, as soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold?

  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

  • Why, when a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?

  • If you're driving at the speed of light what would happen if you turned on the headlights?

  • Why great discoveries are made by mistake?

  • Why, when you transport something by car it's called a shipment and when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

  • Why do they call a single TV a TV set? 

  • Why, a good listener is usually thinking about something else?

  • If vegetarians eat only vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

  • Why are wrong numbers never busy? 

  • Where does your lap go when you stand up?

 Why do they call them runways at airports and not flyways?  

 


 

  • Why, after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch?