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CA. SUJAL MEHTA (Service) (3316 Points)

20 December 2008  



Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of MATHS.
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Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny:As old as I am.

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.