Haven't you always wondered how "Americanisms" would sound like if they were translated literally to an average Indian on, say, the streets of New Delhi (or elsewhere)?
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Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!
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What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?
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You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
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Don't kid me! ----- * Mera bachcha mut banaao!
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Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
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Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!
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Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee.
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Check this out, man! ----- * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
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She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
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Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek?
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Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----- * Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha hai?
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Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
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Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
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And the best one is.....
How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho?
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General Body Meeting.... ----- *Saamanya Shaaririk Milan