Daaru ki vajah se barbad ho chuke ek sharabi ne daaru na peene ki kasam li or ghar se daru ki bottles baahar fekne laga..
Pehli fenk k bola- Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi.
2ri fenkte hue bola- Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gya.
3ri fenkte hue bola- Teri vajah se meri Biwi bachhe mujhe chhor k chale gaye.
4thi uthai to vo bhari hui nikli..
Use dekh k bola- Tu side me ho ja in sab me tera koi kasoor nahi hai...
Ek dost dusre se: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum
aun,Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Dusra : Kuch B Nahi
Pahla : Kaise?
Dusra : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam dia jata hai. aap
is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga" pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?
Teacher: Mintu 1 story sunao wid moral
Mintu: Me uske ghar gya vo so rha tha
Fir vo mere ghar aya to main so rha tha
Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni
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