Don't mess with ca- must read

karan jit singh (Consultant) (1299 Points)

14 January 2013  

 

5 Doctors and 5 CA are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.


They gather at Pune Railway Station.

Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.


SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
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5 CA buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5 tickets. doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come

When TC arrives, all 5 CA get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.

On the return journey, they don't get a direct train to Pune, so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.


SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):
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Doctorss decided, "This time, we will prove that we are smarter".

5 doctors buy 1 ticket, CA don't buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives

All doctor IN ONE TOILET.

ALL CA IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET.

One Engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctor toilet.

One doctor's hand comes out with the tickets,

Engineer takes the ticket and enters toilet.

TC drives out all the doctor from the toilet,

And they are heavily fined.


SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
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Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station.

Doctors are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local train to Pune.

This time, doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL doctors take 1 ticket

CA buy 5 tickets.

TC Comes. All CA show their tickets,

AND Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!!

Conclusion: Don't mess with CA.