Different roles in heaven!!

ANU BANSAL ("Love urself the most.........")   (2482 Points)

29 May 2013  

 

yesRoles in Heaven:


Brahma
Systems Installation 


Vishnu 
Systems Administration & Support

 

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant 


Saraswati 
Training and Knowledge Management

 

Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)
 


Ganesh
Quality Assurance & Documentation 


Narada 
Data transfer

 

Yama 
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
 


Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records 


Apsaras 
Downloadable Viruses

 

Devas 
Mainframe Programmers
 


Surya 
Solaris Administrator

 


Rakshasas
In house Hackers


Ravan
! ;Internet Explorer WWWF

 

Lakshman 
Support Software and Backup
 


Hanuman
 
Linux/s390

 

Jatayu 
Firewall
 


Dronacharya
System Programmer

 



Vishwamitra 
Sr. Manager Projects 



Valmiki 
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) 


Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle ) 


Arjun 
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) 



Abhimanyu 
Trainee Programmer 


Draupadi 
Motivation & Team building 


Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM 


Duryodhana 
Microsoft product Written in VB 


Karna
Contract programmer

 


Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++


Gandhari
Dreamweaver 



100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches