If movies were made by drinkers, it wl b named-
1)Soda Akbar
2)Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
3)Rum de basanti
4)Hum tight ho chuke sanam
5)Beer Zaara
6)Bevde Zameen Par
7)Ek Tha Bagpiper
8)Talli six
9)Rum Maro Rum
10)Maine Drink Tujko Diya
11)Bewdy Rathore
12) DaaruDas
13)Hum Tunn
14)Peg Liya To Chakna Kya
15)Ulti Kar Di Aapne
16)Whiskiya
17)Pinewale Baataliya Le Jayenge =D =))
Who are boys ?
wo jo hell me bhi mile to kahe :- abe shaitan ki beti dekhi ?
mast dikhti hai yaar .
Who are girls ?
Goes to heaven & say :- wo pari ki nail polish dekhi ,
how cheap na ....
Different Girls fighting with thei husbands:
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Pilot's wife:
ziyada udo mat samjhay!... .
Teachr's wife:
Mujhey mat sikhao.
Ye aap ka School nahi
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Dentist's wife:
Daant tor k hath me de dungi
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Doctor's wife:
tabiyat durust kar dungi
.
BBA/MBA's wife:
Mind your own business,
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Engineer wife:
ziayda current na maro
.
Chartered Accountant 's Wife:
Pehlay Pass to ho lo phir baat
karna Budhaaaayyyy :p
How to kill a BOY.. ??
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Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful
Girls mobile number..
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Then Lock him in a place with
"No - N E T W O R K coverage
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How to kill a GIRL.. ??
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Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewellerys,
costly cosmetics..
Then, lock her in a room without a " - M I R R O R -..:p :O :D :D