Deserted Island

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following group of people is stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:

• One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
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• The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".
  
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• The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
  
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• The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
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  • The Irish began by dividing up their island, Northside and Southside, and have forgotten about the Irish women.
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  • The Bulgarian men threw the Bulgarian women in ocean, get into friendship with Irish women and now the 3  took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman.
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• The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the American woman keeps on talking about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last husband respected her opinion and treated her much nicer than previous ones and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining and..........................
  

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The 2 Indian men and woman are still waiting for someone to introduce them to each other.

Source: Internet