Definitions that you have never read

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
-SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
-LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
-NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
-MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
-TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine water power.
-CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
-FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
-CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught
-BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
-POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence there after
-DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.