Definition of a kiss

CA. Amit Daga (Finance Controller CA. CS. CFA. CIFRS. M.COM. )   (9017 Points)

25 June 2009  

Prof .of

Economics

 

 

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Accountancy

 

 

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Algebra

 

 

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Geometry

 

 

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Physics

 

 

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Chemistry

 

 

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Zoology

 

 

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Physiology

 

 

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Dentistry

 

 

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Philosophy

 

 

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of English

 

 

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Architecture

 

 

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

 

 

 

 

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Prof. Of Comp.Science

 

 

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

 

 

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