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Danagerous rules of a company

Suman Kumar Verma (Practicing CMA) (1300 Points)

02 August 2011

*Rules of a company*

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume
you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so
that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and
therefore do not need a raise.

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

*Personal Days*

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturday and Sunday.

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.

At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper
roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be
taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company
bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders
category".

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the
company'smental health policy!

You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to
swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so
that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to
maintain their average figure.

Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed
to drink a slim fast.

Don't
read junk and forwarded mails.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,
all questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations,
irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations,
contemplations,consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management.

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vinay (CS) (65 Points)
Replied 02 August 2011

Really danagerous rules to dealt with

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Sudhanshu Prajapati (Article) (981 Points)
Replied 02 August 2011

Really danagerous

Anil Kumar Reddy (CA-Final) (280 Points)
Replied 02 August 2011

these should be implemented in govt offices

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