Cool Jokes

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Guddi

employee

774 Points Posted on 23 September 2008

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb

explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows “Made in Japan” but radio says this is “All India Radio”!

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was a child.

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: Punjab..

Boss: Which part?

Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

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md fathah

Student

278 Points Posted on 24 September 2008

Originally posted by :Guddi
"	2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows “Made in Japan” but radio says this is “All India Radio”! Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was a child. Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: Punjab.. Boss: Which part? Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.	"