Very nice.................
I have also some funny jokes...........
"ek baar ea C.A. student ke saamne JINI aata hai hai
aur as usual bolta hai "HUKUM MERE AAKA"
main aapki koi bhi teen wishes puri karunga..
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C.A. STUDENT: kya baat kar rahe ho! sach main?
JINJI : han mere aaka...aap bas hukum karo....
C.A. STUDENT : toh meri 1st wish "MERI JAGAH C.A. TUM KAR LO"
JINI : mere aaka maine kaha hukum karo "MAJAK NAHI"
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difference betn b.com n ca:-
b.com ques:- What is ur name??? (10 marks)
ca ques:- what is ur name? does it suits ur personality?? Analyse critically. (2 marks)
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CA SHAYRI-
I like 2 drink tea standing in the gallry.
Wahwah
I like 2 drink tea standng in the gallry.
Wahwah
Anything recieved frm emolyer is taxable under the head salary
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Chinese man files for divorce
Judge(an ex-CA) :Whats d reason?
Chinese: Me no come,she no come,baby come,how come?
Judge:May be "income from other sources":D
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BEST CAPTION FOR THE CLOCK IN ICAI
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"TIME WILL PASS, WILL U??"
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Teacher:- Osama have 5 wives &20 children,
Laloo have 1 wife & 9 children.
Who is better?
CA student:- Osama's NPV is good but Laloo's IRR is better.
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CA :1 din aisa ayega jab prithvi par pani nahi rahega,jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,
Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi
Article : Sir kya hume us din chutti milegi
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CA and doc goes to hell
yamraj-u have commited sins so now u will get punished
doc and CA-ok
yam-doc u will get 5 yrs and CA u wil get 1.5 yrs in hell
doc complains
doc-why me 5 yrs and him 1.5 yrs ?
yam-he already has spent 3.0 yrs in articleship :)
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HAMARA EK DOST 7 BAR C.A. FINAL DENE PAR BHI JAB
PASS NAHI HUA TO USNE
BHAGWAN SHANKAR KI TAPASYA SHURU KAR DI
Hey ! Prabhu tum jag ke swami ho,
Is yug mein antaryaami ho,
Ek ungli par prithvi utha sakte ho,
Ek netra khulane par pralaya la sakte ho,
Par ek kam hai jo tum nahi kar sakte,
Kitna bhi chaho par C.A. pass nahi kar sakte.
PRABHU BOLE
Yah aasur kon hai, is atyachari ka kya naamhai,
Itna to batao ki C.A. kis chidiyan ka naam hai.
DOST BOLA
Kosata hoon usko jisne bazar banaya,
Len-den ke liye Rupiya chalaya,
Sahukaar jise munshi kehkar rakha karte hai,
Padhe-likhe Munshi ko hi log C.A. kaha karte hai.
1947 mein desh aazad hua to logon ne vo din khushi se manaya,
1948 mein Gandhiji chale gaye to hamne shok manaya, par aane wale sal mein ek bada bhuchal aaya,
1949 mein jab C.A. Regulation Act aaya.
Bas tabhi se shuru hui yeh kahani hai,
Har student ki aankhon mein pani hai,
Intelligence & patience iske upchar hai,
Kya aapka yeh pariksha aajmane ka vichar hai.
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CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
“Yes dear”
My daughter, are you here?
“Yes dad”
My son, are you here?
“Yes dad”
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
“Yes SIR”
Bewkufo fir OFFICE me kaun hai.
:)
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kya aap ek honhaar student hai????
kya aap bhaut jyada marks la la kar pareshan ho gaye hain????
to aapko bilkul bhi ghabrane jarurat nahi hai.....
just join our C.A. course !!!!!
ham apko vishwas dilate hain aapko acche marks se chutkara jarur milega
"MARKS SE NO MARKS" ab sach main possible!!!!
:)
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mOST hurting words said to a true lover
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."clear ur C.A. exams before talking to me"
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ladkion se unki age matpoochna
ladkon se unki salary mat poochana
bachon se unki %age mt poochna
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M.B.A se uski placement ke baare mein mat poochna
or
aaj kl
c.a student se uske attempts ke baare mein mat poochna
it hurts :(
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Are you? :
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!
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