CID Poor Jokes

CA ANKUSH AGGARWAL (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (2782 Points)

16 December 2010  
Here is SOME PJ ON CID.
 
 
1. Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga....
Wah Wah...
Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga.....
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Daya, wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .
 
 
2.  Na Bandook se maaro, na Bomb se Maaro....
Waah... Waah...
Na Bandook Se Maaro , Na Bomb Se Maaro....
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Daya, is ghar ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....
 
 
3.Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,
 
Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,

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Daya in sab k fingerprints le lo ! 

 

4.Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega....

Wah Wah....
Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega.....
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Acp pradyuman bola is kamre se koi bahar nahi jayega...
 



5.gaye ko angrezi mai kehete hai cow .....

wah wah....

gaye ko angrezi mai kehete hai cow .

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kuch to baat hai daya pata lagao





 
6.SURAJ DHALTA HAI

SURAJ DHALTA HAI

WHAH! WHAH!

A.C.P PRDUMAN KA DIMAG CAMPUTER SE BHI TAJ CHALTA HAI



 
7.Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai...........Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai....Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai...............madam darwaza kholiye hum CID se aaye hai !!...



8.CID : Kya hua tha raat me, kaise mar gaya Tony.. Kya hua tha raat me, kaise mar gaya Tony?.. Janane ke liye dekhiye CID,only on SONY..... :D


 
9.Sawan ghir aye to har phooll khilega

takdir me jo likha he wahi milega

tailor ko jo nap doge waH silega

DAYA kehta hai " koi apni jagah se nahi hilega "....


 
10.5 rupaye ka 1 samosa 10 rupaye ka do .. wah wah... 5 rupaye ka 1 samosa 10 rupaye ka do .. "Daya, darwaza tod do!!"...



 
11.Newton ne khud-ko pucha SKY blue he KYU? N

ewton ne khud-ko pucha SKY blue he KYU? DR S

ALUNKE says,BOSS iss LASH ko hogaya he SWINE FLU



 
12.is dharti pe pariyon ko kisne utara.

wah wah

is dharti pe pariyon ko kisne utara.

ACP- daya pata karo dhoni ka max mobile kisne churaya.

 
13.Haar Jeet To Lagi Rehti Hai harr khel mai....,

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Haar Jeet To Lagi Rehti Hai harr khel mai....,

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A.C.P Says,Ab Tum Sadoge "JAIL" mai

 
 




14.Nach meri Bulbul tujhe paisa milega........



wah wah...



Nach meri Bulbul tujhe paisa milega........



wah wah...



hum CID se hai...koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.......



 
15.kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab........



wah wah.....





kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab........



wah wah.....





daya in sab sab ko pakad lo khuni hai sab ke sab...