1.when in college :Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din.....
2. when giving interview to Multi National Company:Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....
3. waiting for interview result:Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki ...
4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....
5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??
6. After some more time:Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)
7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi...
8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer:
Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa Jaana Kahaa..!