Care for a laugh?? here r some pjssss

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? think think think think think think think think think think think tired of thinking??? Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" *********************************************************************************************** Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis? . . . . . . . . . . . .. Socho… kyun….. ??? .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. Aur thoda socho .. . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. ************************************************************************************************ What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? Answer . . . . . . . . HASI-NAA ! ************************************************************************************************ Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. So he goes to the canteen. Canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. Jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai? Answer . . . . . . . . The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon. Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon" "Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi.... ************************************************************************************************ Question Once Five CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ??? Answer . . . . . . . . Coz, they all started clapping!!!! ************************************************************************************************ Q) What is the cube of 13? A) Its : SUROOR . . Wondering How? . . That's bcoz.... . . . . . . . . . . . . TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR ************************************************************************************************ A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway. After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily- "Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to cross".... Q). Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ???? Think a little bit ....... Its easy ! SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANS........ . . . . . . . ANS: ARRE BACHCHE HAIN ... KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN ... unko ginti kaha aati hai … ************************************************************************************************ Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega??????? think.... ...... ...... ...... ....... ....... ....... ....... Geela ho ke Nikalega...... ************************************************************************************************ A sardar goes to movie with 17 sardars why????????????? coz it was an adult movie n below 18 were not allowed ************************************************************************************************ ___________________ How wud u kill a blue hathi....? with a blue bandook....... now, how wud u kill a lal hathi??.. First u will give him poison....n then he will become blue..... then u will kill him with the blue bandook..... Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi? First u will make him angry so that he becomes red...then u will give him posion ....so that he'll now be blue....n now u will killl him with the blue bandook.... Now, how wud kill a green hathi???(worst one).... u will make him sick so that he catches jaundice n turns yellow....n then make him angry so that he turns red....n again yes u guessed it right....poison him....he turns blue...n then shoot him with the blue bandook....... Now.....How wud u kill a purple hathi???? think think...... pagal ho gaye ho kya.....purple hathi kabhi dekha hai kya???? ************************************************************************************************ How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost???? Think....... its 1/3(pi*r*r*h) do u know why............. b'coz he repeatively says,"mein CONE hun???". ************************************************************************************************ You might have seen the Dev Anand mega hit film 'Guide'. In the film there is a famous song 'gaata rahe mera dil...' In this song, Waheeda Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song wears the same dress. So when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes every sequence, the big question is: Why doesnt Waheda Rehman change her saree throughout the entire song? . . . . . . . . . The answer is pretty simple........... Coz in the first stanza of the song, Dev Anand sings: 'Oo mere humrahi, meri bah thamen chalna, badle duniya 'saree' tum na badalna...' ************************************************************************************************ Who is called female Java? Java'Gal' Srinath ************************************************************************************************ A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why? Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita ************************************************************************************************ A cow is standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'... Why??? Because F = ma (Newton's Second Law) ************************************************************************************************ Arzz hai Do Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA" Wah Wah..... Wah Wah ??? ? Do Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA" .............. Lafjon ko samjhiye ...... Gaur kijiye Do Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA".............. Bahot Khub......???????? Bhaijaan - Do hi Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA" .............. Mar "JAVA" , Mit "JAVA" ************************************************************************************************ Ek baar ek vyakti ki patni kho jati hai. Bahut dhoondhta hai per kahin nahin milti. To vo rota rota ja raha hota hai ki use bhagvan Ram ka mandir dikhta hai. Vo rote rote Ramji se apna dukhada kahta hai. Aur bahut deer tak prathana karta rahta hai. Thodi der baad bhagvan Ram ki aawaz aati hai. "Vats ro mat. Tu mandir se nikal aur seedhe sadak per chal. Doosre mod se mud jana aur thodi hi door per thujhe peepal ka ped milega. Tu vahan ja" Aadmi bada khush hota hai aur Ramji se poochta hai. "Bhagwaan vahan mujhe meri patni mil jayegi?" Ramji ka javaab aata hai.... "Nahin, per vahan Hanumaanji ka Mandir hai milega. Jab meri patni kho gayi thi to vahi doondh kar layethe...." ************************************************************************************************ Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ???? Scroll Down for answer A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU...... Anyways... Here s one more.... Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ???? Scroll Down for answer The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you...... Anyways... Here s one more.... Ques 3 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ???? Scroll Down for answer A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you.... Anyways... Here s one more.... Ques 4 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ???? Scroll Down for answer A FIRE BRIGADE OBVIOUSLY........... AND U THOT I WAS TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU................ ************************************************************************************************ Q) What is opposite of “Nag Panchami” A) “Nag Did Not Punch Me” *********************************************************************************************** The scientist told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped, and he jumped 4 feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 4 feet jumps 4 feet. The scientist then cut of one leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 3 feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 3 feet jumps 3 feet. The scientist then cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 2 feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 2 feet jumps 2 feet. The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 1 foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 1 foot jumps 1 foot. The scientist cut off the last leg. He told the frog jump, Jump, JUMP! But the frog did not move. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: ...... A frog with no legs goes deaf. ************************************************************************************************ Ek baar Chunnu class main baitha hota hai aur Masterji usse sawal poochte hain. "India ke Capital ka Naam Batao?" Chunnu bahut sochta hai, bahut sochta hai, aur jab thak jata hai to bolta hai. "Masterji Nahin Pata" Masterji gusse se laal peele ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko class se bahar nikaal dete hain. Chunnu chalta chalta pricipal ke office ke samne se gujarta hai to principal use dekh leta hai aur poochta hai ki baahar kyon ghoom raha hai. Chunnu batata hai ki masterji ne India ka capital nahin batane ke liye class se nikaal diya. Principal ko bhi bada gussa aata hai. Vo Chunnu ko school se nikaal deta hai. Ab Chunnu bhatakta bhatakta diili ki sadkon main ghum raha hota hai ki Prime Minister vahan se gujarte hain aur Chunnu se poochte hain ki school time main kyon ghum raha hai. Chunnu sab bata deta hai. Sunte hi Prime Minister bhi ekdum aag babula ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko India se nikaal dete hain. Bhichara Chunnu rota rota Sri Lanka pahuch jata hai. Vo vahan ek sadak cross kar raha hota hai ki ek car se uska accident ho jata hai. Ab Bato ki is Story Ka Moral kya hai? Pahle Dayen Dekho, Phir Bayen Dekho, Phir Road Cross Karo!!!! ************************************************************************************************ Ek baar Ajit (the fomous don of bollywood) ek building ke fifth floor ki balcony pe khada do logon ki baaten sun raha hota hai... First Aadmi: (Second aadmi se) Chalo shart lagate hain is fifth floor se neeche koodne ka. Second Aadmi: Theek hai, shart lagi. pahle tum koodo. First Aadmi daud ke jaata hai aur neeche kood jata hai. Thodi deer main vo stairs se daurta hua ekdum theek thaak uupar aa jata hai. First Aadmi: Dekho main to kood ke aa gaya, ab tumhari baari. Second Aadmi: Theek hai, jab tumhe kuch nahin hua to mujhe bhi kuch nahin hoga. Ye kah kar Second Aadmi bhi neech kud jata hai. Neeche girte hi vo bichara bhagwaan ko pyara ho jata hai. Ye sab dekhne ke baad Ajit First Aadmi se kya kahta hai? Ajit: Superman, tumne ye accha nahin kiya!!!! ************************************************************************************************ Ram ne Sita se Vivaah kiya, Ravan ne Sita ka Apaharan kiya, Hanuman ne Sita ko Bachaya, To ab ye Batao ki Vastav mein Hero Kaun Hai? . . . . . . . . . . Scroll down for the answer Sanjay Dutt !!! :-) SAWAL theek se padho ! ************************************************************************************************ Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai.. Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai, bahut ghuma phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai. Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai. Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki bijli nahi hai. Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai. Kaise??? Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhta hai. *********************************************************************************************** Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki. shivji khush . Prakat hue ... bole ... puttar maang ... maang kya chahiye tujhey ! bakth utha ... bole shivji ... mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do ! shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ? unhone kaha ... puttar ... tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ... kuch bada maang ! wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ...! par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do ! shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu kuch aur maang .. guitar na maang ... wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down) saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :) ************************************************************************************************ Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai??? Think...... Think.. Bit more....... Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means chen..nai.. ************************************************************************************************ What's this? . TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AnekTA me ekTA ************************************************************************************************ Abhi bole to kya hota hai na: Julie aur sulie do ben log rehta hai, ben log maane judwaa. Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie ekdum maal item, jhakaas aur sulie ekdum halki re. To kya hota hai maloom Sulie ko bachpan se woh kya bolte hain usko....complex rehta hai To julie jo bhi maangti thi na.....sulie ko woh maangta hich hai. Julie ko gudiya mila to sulie ko bhi maangta tha Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai. Aisa karte karte bees saal beet gaya. Abhi bole to Julie ke peeche ladka log matlab fultoo fida aur sulie ko koi dekta hich nahin tha To na Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ke saath hota hai. Aur sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi karti hai. Shaadi ke baad julie Fridge leti hai baap. Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangti hai. Pati bichara garib. Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed leta hai. Abhi Julie agle mahine Air conditioner khareed dalti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap. Bolti: AC nahin liyato khud ko tapka daloongi. pati bichara aur aise udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai. Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai. Pati ka khopdi satakta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya pitaji ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai. thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti hai. Sulie jidd karti hai Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap. bolta hai "Ae chokri bahut ho gaya tera natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahela hai" To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin saali haram khor apni gaadi bechkar Aur paisa market se uthkar bus khareed leti hai. To Julie aur sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai. Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai. Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala bus main steering wheel gaayab, seat gaayab, gear gaayab. Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie julie ko kya bolti hai?? Abe soch...... haar maan gaya kya??? Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE NA KUCH MERE BUS MAIN ____________________________________________________________ ************************************************************************************************ guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." > > The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD >YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" > >"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..." ************************************************************************************************ Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya hai Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer. If you don't know... Scroll down for the answer... Scroll further down A bit more The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya. And the song goes.... Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer) Mausam ne lee angada IE To kis baat ki hai lada IE Tu chal........ Main IE !!! ************************************************************************************************ Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. smilie smilie smilie One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, smilie but he didn't stop the bus. smilie Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the b! us. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!! The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time?? Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again. ! Still you couldn't, Then see below......... think hard common ............. tired.... wanna know the answer???? ok........ there is the Answer............ During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!!!!!! ************************************************************************************************ Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? arey yeh to batao ... think harder... Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha ************************************************************************************************ Ek baar kya hota hai ki ek movie sardaaron me badi hit hoti hai. to ek press reporter ko us par survey karne ka kaam milta hai ki ye movie sardaaron me hi itni hit kyun ho rahi hai. Reporter movie dekhne theater jaata hai. Movie shuru hoti hai. Screen par ek ghadi dikhai deti hai jisme 12 baje hote hain. Reporter chup baitha hai. Phir thoda time nikalta hai phir bhi 12 baje hote hain. Ab 1 ghanta ho jaata hai tab bhi ghadi me 12 hi baje hote hain. Phir jab reporter se raha nahin jaata to wo ek sardarji se puchta hai “bhai sahab plz suniye”. Sardar kahata hai- “Oye chup! dekhta nahin kya SUSPENSE chal riya hai”. Reporter hairaan pareshaan ki yaar SUSPENSE kya hai. Khair phir 1 ghanta aur nikal jaata hai phir bhi screen par 12 hi baja hota hai. Reporter bahut himmat karke apne aage wale sardar ko puchata hai bhai sahab zara sunenge. sardar- oye ki kenda hai? zara der chup baith dekh ki SUSPENSE hai. Ab to reporter ka dimag kharab ki aisa kya SUSPENSE hai jo mere alaawa sab ko samajh aa raha hai. Khair movie khatam hone k baad jab wo theatre k baahar nikalata hai to sab sardar kahte hain wah kya SUSPENSE movie thi yaar superhit. Reporter sardar ko puchata hai bhai sahab maaf karo lekin movie wich SUSPENSE kitthe tha? Sardar- oye ki gal kenda hai? last tak pata i nai laga ki din ke 12 waje the ki raat ke. ************************************************************************************************ Woman's Diary I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. Man's Diary Today India lost the cricket match again. DAMM IT............ ************************************************************************************************ Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa Singh were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “Hey guys, what is your favorite flower? ” The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’ ‘Ha, I wipe my ass with that! ’ the Englishman jeered. The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower. The Muslim replied: “Chameli” ‘Ha I wipe my ass with that! ’ The Englishman response The Muslim also got angry but kept quite. The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favorite flower? ’ Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “Now wipe your ass with that! ” ********************************************************************************** Q. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI ? Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) ************************************************* *************************************** Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? Ans - TAILOR (Darzi) ************************************************* ************************************* The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy x-ud....but no one was able to cross the border and go across. fearing death . Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the border.....and nothing happened to him ..why?? Kyon ki. Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee) ************************************************************************************************ One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs.4 for the pan but James Bond gives him only Rs 1.5. When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....????? Take a guess Dhai (2.5) another day......... ************************************************************************************************ One day Ravan went to a disco......................... aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya.................. kyun??????????????????? kyun?????????????? bcoz it was written on the gate than "entry fee Rs.1500 per head" ************************************************************************************************ who make Ganesh to Anesh...???? ThinK..... Think...... okay... " KAILASH KHER " tere naam se " G " loon... *********************************************************************************************** Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To naukar biscuit laane Pakistanjaata hai. Kyon?????? Think............ Give up?? Coz.. "Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango." ************************************************************************************************ Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ??? because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth) ************************************************************************************************ Ek nadi thi...... uske upar ek pull bana hua tha..... pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi...... sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi..... Guess who was the lucky guy?????? Keep Guessing..... Chalo yaar....the answer is "KISNA" Jo hai albela mad naino wala... jiski diwaniBRIDGEki har bala....woh kisna hai ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------ ************************************************************************************************ if a CAT crosses urway , when u are going some where , then what does it mean?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? it means that the Cat is also going somewhere ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ************************************************************************************************ rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........................................ sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????????????? rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------- ************************************************************************************************ BRUCE LEE was a great man But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man... why? Because he became MAMU LEE! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------- ************************************************************************************************ santa and banta r discussing--------- santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!" Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep ican't drink coffee." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------- *********************************************************************************************** One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of Lord Ram?" Mickey Mouse cannot. Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!" Mickey Mouse cannot answer again. Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and Mickey Mouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall, he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end....How did this happen??? SCROLL DOWN Think Think.... Ok After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes Wall-Mickey( Valmiki). Bolo Jai Shree Ram!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ************************************************************************************************ Journalists at Don Ajit's house taking his interview.. they enquired him abt his "success ka raaz" .. He calls robert.. " Robert bring me a Baaz (a bird : just incase u guys dont know!! )" .. robert immediately brings the baaz.. Ajit asks Mona to give the baaz a bath .. Mona carries out his order.. he asks mona to put the baaz on his hand.. he pours water on the baaz, takes out his gun and shoots the baaz.. and says "yeh hai meri success ka raaz"... All the journalists are lost.. how come this is your success ka raaz... Scroll down ... In comes the reply "Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon.. " ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ************************************************************************************************ Ek baar ki baat hai...... Chantu aur Bantu khandala jaa rahe hote hain!!!! unki caar kharab ho jaati hai..... wo dono car wahiin chordh ker paidal chal padte hain!!!! Raste mei ek surang aati hai.... chantu darr jaata hai...per bantu kehta hai..mai paar karke dikhaunga.... Per DUE TO UNAVAILABLITY OF TORCH....Bantu har baar takra kar wapas aa jaata hai.... Tabhi chantu apnii jeb se DUS ka note nikalta hai....apne haath ko blade se kaat ke..DUS ke note ko khoon mei bhigo leta hai...... aur aaram se surang paar kar jaata hai...~~~ abb mylord.!!! sawaal ye uthta hai.... aakhir chantu ne surang paar kar kaise lii..... batao.. kya wo alladin ka bichda hua bhaiee tha............... ya fir...............nahi nahi.. chalo mai batata hun.... chantu ne surang isliye paar kalii kyuki uske paas "LAAL TEN" THAAA!!! ************************************************************************************************ Teacher:- what do U call a Person who Can't hear?? Santa:- U can call him anything.bcoz He can't hear. ************************************************************************************************ A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday. What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka gham (gum) hame inaam diya hai........ ************************************************************************************************ What is the plural of Sharukh Khan?? > > > > > > .... Answer:- ICICI How?? (Sharukh says) Main Hoon Na (ICICI says) Hum Hai Na ************************************************************************************************ Once upon a time, Sada and Ada ,visited the coal mine to find some diamonds. Sada goes right and Ada goes left . Sada had one harpoon only but Ada had sophisticated diamond detecting tools. Inspite of that, Sada found one diamond but Ada didnt find any ... !!! :-( Why ?? Hira hai Sada ke liye !!!! ************************************************************************************************ Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math" ************************************************************************************************ man. ------------ board Ans. = man overboard stand 2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines 4. r road a d Ans. = crossroad 5. cycle cycle cycle Ans. = tricycle 6. ------------ 0 M.D. Ph.D. Ans. = two degrees below zero 7. knee ------------ light Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light) ground 8. --------------- feet feet feet feet feet feet Ans. = six feet underground 9. he's / himself Ans. = he's by himself 10. ecnalg Ans. = backward glance 11. death ..... life Ans. = life after death 12. THINK Ans. think big !! And the last one is real fundoo . 13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.... Ans. long time no 'C' (see) ************************************************************************************************ ************************************************************************************************ ************************************************************************************************ ************************************************************************************************ ************************************************************************************************