CA vs. MBA

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Hello Friends,

I'd found a joke on the topic at one of MBA Site and sharing wid u. It seems ridiculous to me and let me go to think, r v actually lacking somewhere ? Waiting all u..........




7 MBA and 7 CA's are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying
to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI):

7 MBA take only 1 Ticket and 7 CA's buy all 7
tickets..
CA's are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 MBA get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one
hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....CA's say "Dekh lenge"
NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct
train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala,
from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

CA's decided, "this time we will prove that we too are
equally SHAANE"....All 7 CA's take 1 Ticket

MBA don't buy ticket at all!!!!!..TC arrives....
ALL CA's IN ONE TOILET.ALL MBA IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One MBA gets out and knocks the door of CA's toilet,
One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket
and comes in MBA Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the CA's from the toilet and they
are heavily fined........
tai tai fissssssss..

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA -PUNE) :

SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. CA's
planning their move for last chance.. they board the local to PUNE .
This time CA's decide that they will play the same (1
ticket) trick.
ALL CA's take 1 tickets...MBA BUY all 7 tickets this
time...
SO TC Comes.. All MBA show their tickets.....
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CA's are still searching for toilet in the
LOCAL...........

Moral of the Story : An MBA is any day smarter than an CA
Replies (15)
I don't think that MBAs are smarter than CAs.
Dear varun, Hi. I would like to tell u that u can never look down upon any course, be it a CA or MBA. For your information i am an MBA and also pursuing my CA. Both are equally good and develops latent talents in u. As MBA develops communications skills, Role playing, situatioin analysis etc, while CA grooms u intellectual skills and builds practical approch in u. So both have their roles to play. Any way ur joke is nice but not very nice to digest as CA students will feel slighted. Its just an opininon. Dont take to heart. Bye wish u all the best for your future trysts with destiny. Yours Prakash sharma
Jokes are jokes dont take them seriously like all sardarji and parsi's do.
hi it funny guy
kyo bhai mba ho kya tumne yeh joke churaya hua hai or saath main manipulate bhi kiya hai ca ki jagah par mba or mba ki jagah par ca rakh kar apne ko kya samajh rahe ho
CA is always best n no joke can change it. n it seems that MBA wanna proof themselves better only by jokes bcoz they can not proof in reality so dont worry dear varun we are always best JAI HIND JAI ICAI
well,ur jokes are good but i would like to add something,in m.b.a entry is difficult exit is easy,note(only iim)but in c.a entry is easy exit is difficult,and m.b.a's are jack of all trades masters of none,but c.a ia a master and even the top most management fears a c.a when they go for an audit and based on our report only the share holders trust their management and hence this communication pay package all are mists and c.a as a profession is very good and command s goood respect all over the world.m.b.a is good only ifit is done from reputed institute like iim or xaviers,but c.a is an ocean and limited number only constitute an elite club.iam not degrading either c.a or m.b.a but it is like comparing sachin and lara or sampras and federer.joke was nice but i don't think it fits either a c.a or an m.b.a as invariably even an m.b.a when it comes to financial advise and tax planning come s to an c.a.
its really good
Dear Varun, Joke was nice one... but in real world, only Vitamin M is the drivng force..... so to be very specific,i can show u n number of MBA's who are unemployed,E1 though they are so called Intelligent in your joke.... But u wont find E1 a single CA who is not earning his bread for life......... Wht Say.......????
Hi all, I heard the same joke with small change. The word MBA was replaced by the word CA and vice versa. Not to worry. CAs are always CAs.
MBAs are all time pass. According to me only an MBA from IIM is the real MBA and baki sab Bakvas. MBA can never challange a CA. Kyonki Bap hai to Beta hai. Samje ???
hi varun, ur jock is good,but it is not the reality. varun bhai mba to ban hi jaoge (kisi bhi aere gere institute se) par ca ban ke dikhao
it is a joke and let it be....making a story in the joke doesn't prove to be smarter at all...
hi varun, i agree with avinash.its a real challenge to b a CA, every yr lacs of students get mba degree but how many become CA,very few. its a bad joke n one shud never compare the 2 professions like this. CA provides n indepth knowledge & makes a person to face the world but mba grooms the personality of person.


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