Ca jokes

CS RAJESH C.CHOUDHARY (ASSISTANT MANAGER) (14607 Points)

07 November 2012  

JOKES ON CHARTED ACCOUNTANCY

CA ON HIS DEATH BED….

MY WIFE, ARE U HERE….??

YES DEAR….

MY SON, ARE U HERE??

YES DAD….

MY DAUGHTER, ARE U HERE..??

YES DAD….

MY ARTICLES, ARE U HERE…???

YES SIR….. KAMINEY FIR OFFICE ME KAUN HAI….??

 

  SUBBARAO(FATHER): IF U FAIL IN CA EXAMS

  AGAIN DON’T CALL ME DAD…..

  AFTER FEW DAYS….

  FATHER: HOW IS UR RESULT  MY SON…??

  SON: SORRY SUBBARAO, I FAILED AGAIN……    

 

BANNER INFRONT OF CA COACHING CENTER “DRIVE SLOWLY, DON’T KILL OUR STUDENTS LEAVE THEM TO US”  

 

TEACHER: OSAMA HAS 5 WIVES AND

20 CHILDREN, LALLO HAVE A 1 WIFE AND 9 CHILDREN

WHO IS BETTER…??

CASTUDENT: OSAMA NPV IS GOOD, BUT LALLO IRR IS BETTER.  

  ON A BOARD BEFOREA CHURCH

“GOD NEVER FAILS”

A CA STUDENT WENT NEAR TO BOARD AND WRITES BELOW IT(LIKE ME) “LET HIM TRY CA EXAM”   

AND FINALLY  

5 YEARS

50 LAWS

500 LECTURES

5000 PRACTICLES

50000 SECTIONS

500000 RULES  

A NORMAL HUMAN BEING CANT DO IT… THE REMAINING ABNORMALS ARE CALLED CA’S…  

BE PROUD TO BE A CHARTED ACCOUNTANT/STUDENT….

CHEERS………yes

 

Two  friends died.  

One a CA and another a Doctor.

They reached Yamaloka.

Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits.

So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  

CA  2 years hell term.

     Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3 years more when our sins are equal  

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3 yr hell in articleship.

So he got less term.

 

Regards,

RAJESH CHOUDHARY