HELLO FRNDS,..THSI IS JUST A GRT HUMOUR TO SHOW HOW WITTY AND CLEVER CA PEOPLE ARE,.....HAVE FUN,....
7 CAs and 7 ENGINEERS are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
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7 CAs take only 1 Ticket and 7 ENGINEERS buy all 7 tickets..
ENGINEERS are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 CAs get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come
out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they
can
easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
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ENGINEERS decided, "this time we will prove that we too are
equal"....All 7 ENGINEERS take 1 Ticket. CAs don't buy any ticket at
all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL ENGINEERS IN ONE TOILET. ALL CAs IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One CA gets out and knocks the door of ENGINEERS toilet, One
Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in CA
Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the ENGINEERS from the toilet and they are heavily
fined
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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. ENGINEERS planning their
move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time ENGINEERS decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.
ALL ENGINEERS take 1 tickets...CAs BUY all 7 tickets this
time...
SO TC Comes.. All CAs showed their tickets.....
ENGINEERS are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........
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Conclusion: Fine impressive personality, good communication/presentation skills can never outrun REAL BRAINS.
Hence, never mess with CAs!!!
CAclubindia
