Ca funny jokes

Sudhanshu Prajapati (Article) (981 Points)

28 July 2011  

Two  friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”

We had many options to end our life.
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest… to pursue CA.


Are you? :
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!

 

Enjoy another Double Happy Day--
:)Happiness inside you, and Happiness around you!:)