Brilliant answers by banta but the teacher gave him '0' mark

 

 

Brilliant Answers by Banta but the teacher gave him '0' marks only

 

Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? 
A- His last battle ! 

Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed? 
A- At the bottom of the page ! 

Q- What's the main reason for Divorce? 
A- Marriage! 

Q- river Ganges flows in which state? 
A- Liquid state ! 

Q- When was Mahatma Gandhi born? 
A- On his birthday ! 

Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people? 
A- By preparing mango shake....

Replies (5)

very nice keep sharing

Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people? 
A- By preparing mango shake....

This is the very intelligent..

i liked this most: Q- What's the main reason for Divorce? 
A- Marriage!

cheeky

i liked this most:

Q- What's the main reason for Divorce? 
A- Marriage!

cheeky

hahaha....

Good one..

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