Boys never change

CA. Amit Daga (Finance Controller CA. CS. CFA. CIFRS. M.COM. )   (9017 Points)

24 June 2009  

 

 

 

 

Wife : Maaroge to nahi?

Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?

Wife : mai pregnant hun

Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??

Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.

 

 

 

 

 

Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:

 

 

 

 

 

Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?

Gal:Nahi

Boy:Kalle na plz

Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......

Boy:kall na didi

 

 

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Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy plzzzzzzzzzz

 

 

A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?

Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib

Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!