BEWARE WHILE CHATTING!!

CA Paras jain (Audit Senior Assistant) (1544 Points)

22 November 2009  

Our hero chatting with some heroin on chat.

Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real big MNC's

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on
chat

Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find
you on
Chat

Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
Coffee.

Hero: OK

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime
number,
Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with
you, if
I Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for
heroin
to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Heroin: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps
asking
stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers
are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime
Number,
given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You
know
it's real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour
from
now.ok?

Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK
PLACE.
YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!





"BEWARE WHILE CHATTING...........................