Be happy......

Prachi (CA FINAL) (2309 Points)

02 January 2013

1. when a girl asks you to guess her age , its like deciding ..

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whether to cut the blue , red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

2. MUST READ.. Indian Inventions..!

1. Always order soup 1 by 2 (invented in India). That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.

2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes .
However after the first few sips, ask for the ice cubes with a straight face.

3. Ask for extra puri when you are just finishing your bhel or sev-puri.
It is absolutely ok !

4. Ask for pani after finishing Gol-gappa. It is good for health.

5. Sample all the ice cream flavours free at Natural Ice Cream and then order Sitaphal.

6. When buying peanuts or groundnuts or Chana-Chor-Garam it is ok to keep on munching freebies from the display area till the time your order is getting packed.
It is your birthright !

7. At most Mughlai restaurants you can make a small meal with the free Papad,
peanuts, onions, pickles and chutney so you can skip the starters.

8. It is absolutely ok to pocket the free toothpicks, mint packets and fennel seeds served at restaurants - to be used later while walking down to catch the cab, rickshaw, bus, train or car.

9. Do not tip more than 2 % of your total bill, however excellent the services.
Anything more than that will result in heart failure of the poor waiter.
Also we don't want you guys to spoil him as we have to live with them after you guys leave.

10. Lastly do not forget to give 'MISSED CALL
(a concept invented by the Indians)

3. Girl : hipnotize karna kya hota he?

Boy: kisi ko apne bas me karke usse apni marzi ke saare kaam krwana.

Girl:-
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chal jhoothe, usko to boyfriend banana kehte he . :D

4. If Animals Have Facebook, These are Most Likely To Be Their Status Updates:

Cockroach: Managed To Skip From Sum1′s Foot Step.. Man, I Lead A Dangerous Lifestyle! ;)

Cat: My 7th Child Is Asking Who Is Her Dad. What Shall I Tell Her? I Don't Even Remember ;)

Mosquito: I Am HIV Positive This Is All Due To Wrong Sucking !!! :O

Chicken: If tomorrow I M Not Updating My Status, Means I M Being Served At KFC.! Luv U All ♥

Octopus: I Have Just Refilled My Ink. Hurray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh Gosh They Throw The Gossip That I M Spreading Flu. WTF! :O

Goat: Friends, Don't Go Out, Eid Holiday Is Coming :(

Pig Writes A Comment On Goat’s Status: “Luckily I'm Haram” | 4 Likes

Goat Replies: “Don't You Remember That After Eid Its Chinese New Year..? :P (11 Likes) :) :P

5. DEFINITION OF HONEYMOON:

A man's last holiday before he starts working for a new boss !! =D =)) ♥

6. That happiest moment On

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When you are fighting on
some one status and your
friends support u by liking ur
comments :P
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Especially female friend :P:D

7. The Smart Husband

Once Mom asked:
Whom do you Love more?

Me or your Wife?

Husband replied: I don't know..
but your Love makes me forget my Wife
&
Her Love & care reminds me of You!