BALANCE SHEET OF THE LIFE...

THE FULL AND FINAL BALANCE SHEET ON THE LIFE OF………..

A STATEMENT OF THE ASSETS AND LIABILITIES ON THE DEMISE OF………..

Our birth is the opening balance

Our death, Closing Balance

Our achievements, Capital

Our experiences, Premium

Our friends, Reserves/ Retained Earnings

Our acts of kindness and charities, Profit & Loss Surplus

Our prejudiced views, Liabilities

Our soul, Fixed Asset

Our education, Brands & Patents

Our creative ideas, Intangible Assets

Our values and behavior, Goodwill

Our knowledge, Long-Term Investments

Our heart, a Current Asset

Our character and morals, Inventories

Our thoughts, Current Accounts

Our brain, Fixed Deposit

Our patience, Interest Accrued

Our past deeds and legacies, Deferred Revenue Expenditure

Possible acts by our progeny contrary to our values, Contingent Liabilities

NOTES ANNEXED TO AND FORMING PART OF THE BALANCE SHEET

1.      Deeds and acts like donation of organs like eyes, kidneys, heart or skin to be highly rated and priority status accorded for donors thereof.

2.       Donations in cash or kind to gods, temples and/or holy men and women will be construed as serious acts of bribery and corruption and consequently Gate Pass/ Visa will NOT be issued to Heaven thereagainst.

AUDIT AND ATTESTATION

This Balance Sheet or Statement of Affairs is to be compulsorily audited and attested by certifying that nothing could be hidden and to the best of his knowledge and beliefs is true and correct by the Heavenly Auditor- Yama Deva for Hindus or St. Peter for Christians or for others any Entity from applicable scripttures, before issuance of the Gate Pass/ Visa for admission into Heaven or Hell, depending upon the Ratings accorded to the deceased for deeds and actions/ inactions when living.