Balance Sheet of Life

CA Rahul Ranjan (Proprietor) (119 Points)

16 November 2009  

 Our Birth is our Opening Balance ! 



Our Death is our Closing Balance! 



Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities 



Our Creative Ideas are our Assets 



Heart is our Current Asset 



Soul is our Fixed Asset 



Brain is our Fixed Deposit 



Thinking is our Current Account 



Achievements are our Capital 



Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade 



Friends are our General Reserves 



Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill 



Patience is our Interest Earned 



Love is our Dividend 



Children are our Bonus Issues 



Education is Brands / Patents 



Knowledge is our Investment 



Experience is our Premium Account 



The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately. 



The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award. 





Some very Good and Very bad things ... 



The most destructive habit......................Worry 



The greatest Joy...............................Giving 



The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect 



The most satisfying work...............Helping others 



The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness 



The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders 



Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth 



The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement 



The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear 



The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind 



The most crippling failure disease............Excuses 



The most powerful force in life..................Love 



The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper 



The world's most incredible computer........The brain 



The worst thing to be without................... Hope 



The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue 



The two most power-filled words..............."I Can" 



The greatest asset..............................Faith 



The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity 



The most beautiful attire......................SMILE! 



The most prized possession................Integrity 



The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer 



The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm 




The most important thing in life..................GOD