Balance Sheet.

CMA KNVV Sri Vidya - Sri Kanth (C.A.Final (New) ICWAI FINAL (New))   (11269 Points)

01 December 2009  

Our Balance Sheet of Life

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         Our Birth is our Opening Balance
 
         Our Death is our Closing Balance
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         Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
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         Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
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         Heart is our Current Asset
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         Soul is our Fixed Asset
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         Brain is our Fixed Deposit
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       Thinking is our Current Account
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         Achievements are our Capital
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        Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
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         Friends are our General Reserves
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         Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
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         Patience is our Interest Earned
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       Love is our Dividend
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         Children are our Bonus Issues
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         Education is Brands / Patents
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         Knowledge is our Investment
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         Experience is our Premium Account
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         The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet of life Accurately.
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       The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
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>Some very Good and Very bad things
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>The most destructive habit......................Worry
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>The greatest Joy...............................Giving
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>The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect
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>The most satisfying work...............Helping others
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>The ugliest personality trait.......... ...Selfishness
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>The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders
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>Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth
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>The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement
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>The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear
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>The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind
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>The most crippling failure disease............Excuses
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>The most powerful force in life..................Love
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>The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper
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>The world's most incredible computer........The brain
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>The worst thing to be without................... Hope
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>The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue
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>The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"
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>The greatest asset..............................Faith
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>The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity
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>The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!
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>The most prized possession................Integrity
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>The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm