AUDIT REPORT ( THE HUMOUR SIDE )

Anwar (PRACTISING CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT)   (85 Points)

27 August 2008  

 

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?

AUDITOR : " ACCORDING TO THE BOOKS AND AND EVIDENCE MADE AVAILABLE TO US AND EXPLANATION PROVIDED BY THE CHICKEN WE OPINE THAT CHICKEN POSSESSES A PAIR OF LEGS WHICH ARE SEEMINGLY EXISTANT.HOWEVER THE DECISION TO CROSS THE ROAD IS SOLELY THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE CHICKEN AND OUR RESPONSIBILITY IS TO EXPRESS AN OPINION

IN CHICKEN v/s CIT ITR 152 ITO (SC) IT WAS HELD THAT AS CHICKEN HAS NOT PAID THE LOCAL ROAD TAX THE ACTION OF CHICKEN IS PUNISHABLE UNDER THE INCOME TAX ACT.

( DEAR FRIENDS , THIS IS NOT POSTED TO INSULT CA PROFESSION AS AM ALSO A PART OF IT, PLZ REPLY TO THIS IF U LIKED IT OR NOT AND THE REASON )

WITH LOVE