Application Form for Politicians -joke

shailesh agarwal (professional accountant)   (7642 Points)

16 January 2009  

 Application Form for Politicians    

Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections

 

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 1. Name of Candidate: _______________________

 2. Present Address

 (i) Name of Jail: _______________________

 (ii) Cell Number: _______________________

 

 3. Political Party: _______________________

 (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)

 

 4. Sex: [ ]

 A - Male

 B - Female

 C - Mayawati

 

 5. Nationality: [ ]

 A - Italian

 B - Indian

 

 6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)

 A - Defected

 B - Expelled

 C - Bought out

 D - None of above

 E - All of above

 

 7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)

 A - To make money

 B - To escape court trial

 C - To grossly misuse power

 D - To serve the public

 E - I have no clue

(If you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized

 Government Psychiatrist)

 8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?

 A - 1-2 yrs

 B - 2-6yrs

 C - 6-15yrs

 D - 15+yrs

 

 9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as

 many Additional Sheets as you want)

 10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]

 (Do not confuse with question 8)

 A - 1-2 years

 B - 2-6 years

 C - 6-15 years

 D - 15+years

 

 11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]

 A - Why not

 B - Of Course

 C - Definitely

 D - I deny it all

 E - I see a foreign hand.

 

 12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]

 A - 100-500 Crores

 B - 500-1000 Crores

 C - Overflow...

 (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

 

 13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]

 A - No

 B - No

 C - No

 D - No

 

 14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]

 

 

 Thumb Impression of candidate

 (Not that of the person who filled the form)