An Essay on Cow ...

"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because
he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is
same like God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four
legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it
do? Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and
so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his
other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes
in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his
feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in
the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when
he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes
the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly
proceed with great velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the
other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which
alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is
not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground
and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

"This is the cow."
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This is the essay on "The Cow" which was (supposedly) written by one
Bihari Student in the course of completing the "Indian Civil Services
Examination"

P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.
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