An Accountant's life

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He was a very cautious man, who never romped or played.
He never smoked, he never drank, nor even kissed a maid.
And when he up and passed and away, insurance was denied.
For since he hadn't ever lived, they claimed he never died.

- Anon

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People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
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