Again Some Funny Words...

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)

27 September 2010  



Greàt Wørds…

“This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.”

 

HaPpY ExaMz…

Newton’s Law of Studentology! .
“Every Book continues to be in
it’s State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears.”
HaPpY ExaMz

 

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt …..

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt …..

But the silence of a frnd in the examination hall brings tears to eyes… :-D

 

 

Dukhi Students…

Gham-e-zindagi kia sunaon?
Mery paper aa rahe hain…
Main khushi kahan se laon
Mery paper aa rahe hain..

Tumhen ye gila hy k
Mizaj kyun hain barham,
Kaho kaise musukuraon
Mery paper aa rahe hain…

Tumhen EID ki khushi hy,
Mujhe yaad hy wo lekin,
Main ye kaise bhool jaon
Mery paper aa rahe hain..

 

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi…

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
.
.
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
.
.
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
.
.
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

 

 

 

The Law Says,

The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

 

 

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!!

 
 

A MBA Student to a Sweeper….

A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….
     
Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….

 

The Law Says,

The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

A father asks peon:

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
      
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

 

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