Accounting Poem

Govind Rathore (CA Final) (543 Points)

10 September 2010  

 

In the journal paper of my heart
I have written a journal entry.
Debiting your love and your affection

 

 

 

Darling you write the narration,
Your first love, I had already adjusted
On the ledger-folio column,
Any way our relations are true assets

 

On double-entry system In addition,
our love is true real and tangible
You debit-what comes in,
I credit-what goes out.

 

Your beauty is the capital of business.
My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction,
You secretly give me a trade discount,
I openly give you a cash discount
And thus my partner, Our trading and
profit-loss account will show super profit

 

My dear let us re-concile,
all our errors and total the
trial balance of our affairs
arithmetically without maintaining
any suspense account.

 

In the balance sheet of our
life Our children will be our
true assets and liabilities!

 

If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors.

If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors.

 

But if we have a boy and a girl,

Then our balance sheet will tally automatically.