Once a boy was travelling by plane.The boy was sitting next to a man, he asked for the magazine...
Man : Hi, im an MBA
Boy: Hello, im a CA.
Man : Wow!! CA.. Can we discuss on some topic?
Boy: Sure..
Man : Okay. Tell me something about bank Audit
Boy was silent.
Man : ohhh!!! So u dnt know.
Boy: Sir first answer my question.
Man: yeah Ask.
Boy: Mandir mein bhi pooja hoti hai aur Church mein bhi pooja hoti hai.. Toh fir Church ka ghanta mandir ke ghante se bada (big) kyu hota hai??
Man: I dont know.
Boy: Kameene...pata GHANTE ka bhi nahi hai aur baatein bank audit ki karta hai.. :-)